About Is My Dad Gay?
We all have fathers. They all do weird things. But are they gay? For just $0.00, our cutting-edge Gay-I technology will get into your dad's every nook and cranny to give you the closure you need.
Our Technology
Our proprietary Gay-I technology combines the power of AI with completely natural dad doubts that is guaranteed to be accurate 50% of the time, every time. We've invested literally minutes of development to ensure our results are as reliable as your dad's promise to "be right back" when he went to run his third "errand" of the day.
"My dad watched 'Wicked' by himself on a Friday night, and did the same thing again on Saturday. I had a feeling something might be up with him, but now I have the knowledge, and the data."
— A Satisfied Customer
FAQ
Q: Does this actually work?
A: Of course it does. We know dads. We know what they like.
Q: Will this out my dad?
A: Thats up to you. We suggest speaking with your father first, but we know that can be hard. Feeling uneasy? Use our "Tell Mom" feature and we'll break the news on your behalf.
Q: Is my data secure?
A: We're honestly not sure. We have a loose understanding of the technology powering our Gay-I and no real engineering or programming experience. Everything seems chill though.
Meet the Founders
Con & Mark
Long time friends and first time business owners Conner Mullan and Nick Markman recognized the trends going on in AI and knew there was something missing. Workflow automation, summarization, business intelligence systems. That's great and all, but does that REALLY matter if my dad's gay? That's where we come in.
We know what you're thinking... "these guys think their dads are gay". That's NOT true. We've never questioned our fathers' sexual orientation, but we know YOU have. And we're here for you.
The Joke's On Stereotypes
The humor in this app comes from satirizing the outdated idea that certain interests, behaviors, or appearances can "reveal" someone's sexuality. We're not making fun of LGBTQ+ individuals - rather, we're highlighting the absurdity of stereotyping.
A Note On Respect
While this is a humorous app, we believe in treating all sexual orientations with respect and dignity. The spectrum of human sexuality is rich and diverse, and no orientation is better or worse than another. This app is not meant to out anyone or be used to speculate about real individuals' sexualities without their consent.